OMG!!! Today was so great. It was ring night at my school, I got my ring, HELLZ YEAH 166!!! WOOT WOOT!!! The thing cost me 444 dollars but in my opinion it was totally worth it!
I found this online:
Did you know:
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris is so badass that he lost his virginity before his dad did.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Chuck Norris CAN divide by zero.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The opening scene of the movie Saving Private Ryan is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
LOL! I love it!
As for the news:
A whole lot of stuff!
Winter Olympics 2006
Snowstorm in Philly?
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Adoration
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